
Songs of the week 03/01/2024
This Week: I do a 180° on AI and finally profess my love for the Beatles, which surely isn’t related, right?

Songs of the Week 02/23/2024
I’m always so hesitant to share international music here, but hear me out—I’m not a xenophobe, I’m just a monoglot American afraid of becoming the next “beep beep lettuce.”


Songs of the Week 02/02/2024
Another batch of songs from November because I’m so blocked up from that hiatus.


Songs of the WEEK ANNUAL REVIEW 2023
I didn’t see light for days, couldn’t feel the first Christmas snowflakes land on my tongue, but it was all worth it—all worth bringing you this year’s annual review on January 10th, 2024. You’re welcome, Idaho.

Godzilla Minus One / The Boy and the Heron | Movies of the Month 12/23
Because Japan is kind of popping off right now, and I desperately want to seem worldly.


Songs of the Week 12/01/2023
Exclusively heinous vibes this week. I’m actually doing great, by the way. Everything here sounds about how it looks, though.



Songs of the Week 11/10/2023
THE QUEEN HAS AWAKENED! It’s Mariah Carey season, baby! Said no one on Max Todd Dot Com ever. I will be INTOLERANT of that. No such rumpus here.


Songs of the Week 10/20/2023 (coming to you from 10/27/2023)
This background art is joyous. Don’t think about Oppenheimer. Look how pretty this burst of stellar fission is. Don’t think about Oppenheimer. Haha, Happy Halloween, boooo! Don’t think about Oppenheimer.

Movie of the Week 10/13/2023 (coming to you from 10/20/2023)
With Movie of the Week and its supplementary media, Shakey Graves has created a unique nook of exploration and individual experience in the information age—an adventure that’s special because it’s unmapped. That’s why I spent seven cumulative hours cataloguing every track within the Movie Machine for one, tell-all compilation post. Just what he was going for, right?

Nighttime | Songs of the Week 10/06/2023
You’ve seen Songs of the Week 10/06/2023, yea? But what if it was goth?

Lighttime | Songs of the Week 10/06/2023
Against my better judgment, we’re doing two Songs of the Week for the two wolves inside you. Two Songs One Week? No. No, I don’t think I like that.

Songs of the week 09/15/2023 (coming to you From 09/22/2023)
DUDE, DID YOU HEAR ME? PLAYTHEFUCKINGBEAT!

SONGS OF THE WEEK 09/08/2023
Today, we’re playing whack-a-mole with goofy YouTuber synth while I try to talk about serious, contemplative songs. Or maybe it’s the other way around? I don’t know, how are the kids feeling? Is it still optimistic nihilism or are we back to pessimistic nihilism? Guess I have to just go for it. Okay, Squarespace… don’t you let me down…
